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You don't need a stranger having a bad-money day
to hand you their funny with their bad day in the way.
Your bond knows your rug — the pull you can't predict —
and the laugh it can't fake? That one's the real script.
▸ wait — what's "the rug"?
"Pulling the rug" = the surprise twist that yanks the laugh out of you. You can't tickle yourself — a real laugh only fires when something catches you off guard. That off-guard yank is the rug. This room only scores when the rug actually pulls: the laugh you didn't see coming and can't fake.
it lands on what actually makes you laugh · you can't tickle yourself — that's the whole trick

Before the first one — it makes sure it's really you laughing

No laugh track, no fake likes farming money. It looks at you and listens — live human, in the room, right now. (The 4D / triple-capture handshake. The "this is AI" flash, flipped — it's checking you're not a recording.)

Give it a second…
quick — 4 taps, no typing

What gets you?

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today's bit, made for you
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89P13-00 · auto-named
Hit play and it'll deliver one — then watch whether the rug actually pulls on you.
🎙 voice
⭐ = a more natural voice. More realistic ones may need a one-time download in System Settings → Accessibility → Spoken Content → System Voice → Manage Voices.
0:00 · watching your face + listening for the real laugh (its own audio filtered out)…
laugh meter (the honesty meter)—
It scores the laugh you can't fake — not a click. You can't tickle yourself; only it can pull the rug.
your turn — push one a day

Me First gate

Got a bit? Push it. We check it against everything on the wall. Far enough from what's been done? It's yours — Dibs ✓ — and it can earn. Too close and somebody got there first.

ZINGD — the bond plays the fun bully (on your side)

You don't win by winning. You score on how you take it. Laugh at your own cringe → points. Tilt → you lose. Safe only because it's your bond — it teases you because it likes you, and it never aims to wound.

how you take it
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ZING
GLOW
DARE
MIRROR
JINX
Press Take your turn — it'll land on a space and the bond does its thing. You decide how you take it.

Send to a friend · look one up

Send a friend a bit — flavored to them, not you. Their honest laugh is the only thing that earns it a spot in their Why Me. Look any bit up by its serial (styled after Rocket's 89P13).